existential
TagWhat It Means to Make Groundhogs Explode
Exploding Varmints, Vol. 1 is a twenty-six minute long video of two men shooting groundhogs with explosive ammunition.
Whippit Can Jamboree
I lift the can of keyboard duster to my lips.
When God and You matched on Hinge
Congratulations! YOU and GOD have matched on Hinge.
Bite the hand that feeds you
I was born in a hole, a metaphorical one fortunately.
This Nightmare of Skin
There is no escape from this skin, she said;
The Shooter
Emerging from the john with her coat draped over her arm and carrying her overnight bag, Sharon tossed a gift-wrapped box onto the living room couch where I’d been dozing.
Northern Feedback
Knocked-off at half-four and walked south in oblivion for a bit
her hundred-thousand-year solo session
> ここにいます. here i am.
> come and get me, you fucking metaphysical dogs.
My Dear Klansman
For about three weeks, Thomas has been working the gift shop at the First White House of the Confederacy, a museum and historical landmark in the modern age.
The Outside World
Dustin and I had been trying to watch an episode of Bleach for at least 30 minutes, but the onslaught of bass blasts from the parking lot had proven impossible to ignore.