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troy and chad worked together
for the school district
The Dachshund
“You came out of those old yellow flats next to the police station, yeah?”
Feeling of Love / Frozen Moon / Black Water
death swings me by the feet and throws me into a youtube comment defending God
Watching Cement Dry / Cab Shorts
When I was 16, I worked for the Peoria Park District
and I had to get up at 5 a.m.
Meter Reader
“Do this one,” Greg says. It’s only fifty feet away, but the dials are tiny, and the black hands are even tinier, like a gnat’s wings.
Hands Off
Christmas, Mineral Man! shouted Twerpie. Get your hand closer to that press, it’ll be off!
High
Parties Parties Parties is the premier party supply chain in the country, according to the promotional literature I was given as I left the interview.
The Roofer
My blood had soaked into the pages. It looked really bad. The poetry, not my blood.
Round and Round
“How can I be employee of the month?” muttered Simon to himself, “I haven’t even had the interview yet.”
Panopticon
It’s a boring job, there’s no denying that, but then again, things could be worse.