Haunted Harambe: A Millennial Ghost Story
“I have a friend who saw his ghost.”
“Whose ghost?”
“Harambe’s.”
“You have a friend who saw the ghost of a dead gorilla?”
“Well, felt his ghost anyway. Fe
Full Bloom, Part II
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Tuesday
When the bullethound shuttle pulled into the parking lot behind the staging area, people were already in the midst of giving a sh
Misery Movies: Episode 2 – The Redemption of General Butt Naked
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In the second episode of Misery Movies, we discuss The Redemption of General Butt Naked, a documentary about one man’s journey from Liberian warlord to Evangelical preacher. As wi
Backyard Babies
This is the second article in a series on history’s more obscure serial killers. If you missed the first entry, you can find it here.
Baby farming.
Those are two words th
Suicide of a Clinically Depressed Predictive Text Emulator
A few weeks ago, I transformed Jaime Brew’s predictive text emulator into a depressed, self-loathing wreck by feeding it a collection of posts from my personal tumblr. I then
About to Blow
Beginning of phone transcripts for 1-800-XXX-XXXX on date 11/20/2017
Call #1
(Operator): Hi, this is Marie, how are you doing this morning?
(Caller): Not
Shame: A Party Game
Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.
– Genesis 3:7 (New Internatio
How I Created a World (And Why I Regret It), Part II
Thoughts on Melkrin, Heaven and The Meta (TLDR: Yuck)
I’m not one to rest on the seventh day, not really. Or the eighth or the ninth or the tenth. It’s mostly one weird, detac
6 Ways to Live Like There’s No Tomorrow (And Loathe Every Second of It)
I am putting the finishing touches on this article at 5 pm EST on a Friday afternoon. It’s officially the weekend, and that can only mean one thing: a heightened risk of sudden
And John Adams Wrote …
In March of this year, while the Republican Primary was still ongoing, Mitt Romney gave a speech condemning Donald Trump and pleading with his party’s voters to select essentia