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The Invention of Amplivine

from Preliminary Notes for a Psycho-Spiritual Espionage: Unity Solutions 2021-2042

The preponderance of similar characteristics – physical, emotional, mental, psycho-spiritual – among homosexual and transsexual methamphetamine users observed in clinical settings leads us to the virtually indisputable conclusion that the reptilian hive-spirit occupying such unfortunates possesses (1) certain predictable psycho-sexual proclivities (cross-dressing, pedophilia, bestial urges, desire to kill, dismember and maim)1, and (2) a discrete, highly-organized, masterfully-synthesized Strategic Operational Plan (SOP) for achieving its species’ wildly nefarious (though widely misunderstood) strategic goals.2

It is a ridiculous, though oft-cited claim that the reptilian wishes to achieve domination, or that reptilians themselves occupy positions of power and authority within our governmental, business, and other hierarchies.3 While it is true that many members of said hierarchies are susceptible to occupation by reptilians, it is imperative we not occlude the facts of the case by confusing occupation and possession. Importantly, it is the human part of the occupied social servant, business leader, Hollywood star etc. which lusts for power, material goods, and worldly domination. The reptilian living in the bowels of such a man wishes only to occupy, eat, lay eggs inside, and eventually destroy its host. Now, it is certainly true that endlessly grasping for power causes in the majority of cases certain psycho-spiritual symptoms, including a general auric weakness that makes politicians and celebrities particularly susceptible to occupation, egg-laying, etc.4 However it is equally true that, with appropriate psychological and spiritual conditioning, one can perform the duties required of social servants, celebrities and so forth while remaining impervious to reptilian occupation.5

To return to our original purpose, it has been observed in multiple clinical experimental settings that among homosexual test subjects exposed to dangerously high levels of methamphetamine, pornography, and sexual stimulation, almost ninety percent report fantasizing about sexual relations with boy-children (most often non-consensual, i.e. child rape), sex with dogs, sex with family members (incest), condomless (bare-back) sex, cross-dressing and even murder.6 Test subject Charles reported never having had any such fantasies prior to methamphetamine exposure, and reported additionally being absolutely disgusted with himself after the drug had left his system. “It was like I was a different person, like someone else had the reins and I was just along for the ride,” he said in exit interviews. “It felt...good, yes, at the time, but almost like I was experiencing someone else’s pleasure [emphasis added]. And the worst part is, the fantasies haven’t gone away completely. It’s like some part of me changed forever, like I’ll never recover my innocence, my essence.” This subject, like so many others in our initial clinical trials, eventually came to commit suicide.7

Test subjects under hypnosis, like Spencer, reported elaborate theological and ritual fantasies. “We will start a new religion,” Spencer said, squeezing his enormous, fully engorged penis and masturbating furiously. He went on to describe a sort of “hall of taboos,” a religious gathering place where participants would perform ritual sacrifice (again, typically involving children, beasts and immediate family members of the participants), necrophilia, hematophagy, coprophagia, cannibalism and other vibration-lowering, illness-inducing and death-obsessed practices.8 The parallels to early pagan religion and contemporary “Satanism” notwithstanding (and requiring a great deal of further research exceeding the purview of the present work), we must conclude from these results (of which Spencer’s testimony is just one among a shocking abundance of nearly identical responses) the presence of a sort of shadow-organization working behind the scenes, just around the corner from the immediately perceptible universe we occupy, furnishing in subtle and not-so-subtle ways a fertile infrastructure for the reptilian hive-mind to multiply on Earth.

Moreover it is via the subtle influence of the reptilian occupier (which, it is important to note, is merely a slightly-embodied consciousness-fragment of the hive-reptile whole, the entire species of which can be considered to be a vast, single multi-planetary and multi-dimensional organism) that test subjects are convinced of the fundamental unity between themselves and their bodies, i.e. the material reality within which they find themselves situated. The result of this fallacy – which we might term the embodiment fallacy (and which, again, we find referred to in various prophetic texts as Satanic, materialist, “evil,” etc.9) -- is, of course, to rapidly increase the acceleration velocity of our species’ imminent (but by no means complete and total) demise.10

Without methamphetamine, psycho-spiritual espionage of the kind proposed in the business plan for Unity Solutions (written by the present author in the year 2021 and published by REDACTED in the year REDACTED) would not be achievable, given the limitations of human psychic ability in the vast majority of even psychically adept specimens.11 Given the obvious challenges to the psychical and physical health of the user when exposed to reptilian occupation, however, a suitable alternative had to be deployed. The development of this alternative became Unity Solutions’ Project Number One. Working with a team of chemists at the University of REDACTED,12 we were able to develop the formula for AMPLIVINE®, the first methamphetamine cognate reptiles of all species are deathly allergic to. As is so often the case with matters of highly advanced technological innovation, we possessed not the slightest inkling of the far-reaching effects the (eventual mass-) production of AMPLIVINE® would produce on American culture at large, let alone globally. In the following chapter we will detour briefly into this topic before returning to the present narrative.

1. See Unity, et. al. “Psycho-sexual Pathology of the Meth Lizard Underclass,” Journal of Clinical Parapsychology 44, no. 8 (2023): 774-827.
2. See Chapter 4, “The Reptile Brain” in M. T. S. Unity, Hypnagogic Homilies of the Half-Hypnotized: Alien Species, Their Submerged Messages, and YOU (New York: University of Unity Solutions Press, 2024), 144-228.
3. Cynical attempts to cash in on the credulity of spiritually-minded yet insecure truth seekers are legion, but the “book” that started the trend is David Icke’s Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race Has Controlled the Planet for Thousands of Years – And Still Does (Isle of Wight: David Icke Books, 2001).
4. See Hollywood actress and Unity Solutions University graduate Tijuana Marmalade’s extraordinary spiritual memoir Meditations on the Grapefruit Moon for a riveting firsthand account of the reptilian hivemind’s infiltration of Hollywood’s elite. Of particular interest is her depiction of the secret exorcisms performed by a shadowy cabal of high priestesses led, in Marmalade’s explosive telling, by internationally renowned human rights barrister Renata Fortunata, who became obsessed with destroying the reptilian species when she found her husband, the Oscar-winning producer and actor Markus Fortunata, drinking the blood of an underage illegal immigrant woman in the secret sex dungeon the couple enjoyed in the basement of Humberdash House, the restored 16^th century mansion they shared on the River Thames in London. Please note that the Fortunatas were successful in their defamation lawsuit against Ms. Marmalade, and as such we are required by law to admit that all information about the Fortunatas contained in this or any other footnote is an utter fabrication on the part of Ms. Marmalade, and moreover that the counterfactual Fortunatas mentioned bear no resemblance to any existing Fortunatas now living or dead in the present dimension or any concomitant timelines.
5. The spiritual conditioning mentioned is, incidentally, the very kind offered by Unity Solutions University, in a variety of exciting training programs accessible in-person at our Retreat Center in Otego, NY, as well as by mail via the Unity Solutions University Correspondence Course. What’s more, no experience is required to sign up & attend. For more information, or to make a down payment on the tuition for our next upcoming course, write directly to me, M. T. S. Unity, c/o Unity Solutions, P.O. Box 508, Otego, NY 13825
6. See footnote 1 in the current chapter of the present work.
7. Please note that after a lengthy and exceedingly fair trial, presided over by the Right Honorable Judge Harlan Madison Jeffries Montgomery VII, the present author as well as Unity Solutions, LLC were CLEARED of any wrongdoing, and any attempt, be it public or private, to otherwise confer responsibility for the deaths of these or any other drug-addled, homicidal maniacs on Unity Solutions and/or the present author will be met with the full force of the law.
8. The transcripts of this and many other clinical interviews were destroyed in a fire in 2026, the cause of which remains a mystery, but, having a photographic memory for these sorts of things the present author was able to reconstruct the exact words of the unfortunate test subject referred to here pseudonymously as “Spencer.” Were these results not irrevocably lost, they would have been published in the Journal of Clinical Parapsychology as “Bestial Practices of the Reptile Tribe” or “Ritual, Religion and Fantasy in the Psychic Life of the Lizard Brain” or some other such captivating, original, highly descriptive and emotionally resonant title.
9. Examples abound in the Kabbalah, the Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, etc. The nearest cause of the embodiment fallacy is maya, or cosmic delusion, the “illusion that prevents you from experiencing the clarity of perception that is your natural birthright.” See Kenneth X. Carey, The Starseed Transmissions, (San Francisco: HarperCollins: 1982) 13.
10. See Sybil Rain’s prophetic autobiography Meth Love (published by REDACTED in the year REDACTED) for an account of the so-called Master Plan, whereby several warring extraterrestrial races plotted together to terraform Earth using human beings as secret CO₂ production slaves. Of particular interest is Rain’s account of the Notional Architecture Firm of Nesbitt & Shapiro, the shadow-organization responsible for producing the collectively hallucinated content that would lead, in the Plan’s strategic architecture, to the deaths of all but 144,000 human beings, who would be kept by the (no longer extra-)terrestrial demigods as pets.
11. Of course, we do not believe these limitations to be inherent to the human species, but simply the result of dozens of generations’ worth of subconscious conditioning. Psycho-spiritual espionage sans chemical stimulation is certainly possible, in theory and in practice, but only to the most spiritually adept among mortals, who typically show little interest in corporate life, law enforcement, crime prevention, etc. Further, non-drug induced precognition, telepathy etc. are especially difficult to induce among homosexual and transsexual specimens of the species, who have a natural distaste for the authority structures necessary to impart sacred wisdom but who almost always make the keenest, most intuitive psychics.
12. Many of whom went on to win Nobel or other such illustrious prizes for science, and most of whom came to work as Associate, Assistant or Tier-I Professors at Unity Solutions University in our world-renowned Department of Theoretical Exo-Chemistry.