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TagVivica McDonalds: Enemy of the Wood Chipper
Vivica Shertogenbosch’s life was a struggle to escape the metaphysical bog she was plunged into at the age of five when her parents were devoured by a wood chipper at a landscaping expo in Tulsa.
Coming Undone
polyethylene clothing with perforated seams
latch on tight, an uninvited straitjacket
I love your paradoxes and i’m connected on msn 4 u
I’m in a GCSE Physics practical, not long after the turn of the millennium.
Dolores, Dolores
My lipstick stained your book, Age of Innocence, with a suede cover.
Paper Nest
Emmy Haustrom died for me, but they carved him up to entertain the crowd.
To Cover Up the Smell
To Cover Up the Smell
I lit my hair on fire.
“Ahh… fuck.” I said.
I flipped the Zippo away before it could light my whole head up like I was doing a Pepsi commercial.
It woul
Rudolph
Rudolph
‘You’ll go down in history!’
‘And you’ll stay there, you sycophantic fools,’ growls Rudolph, whipping out his carbine and blasting his peers to chunks of horn and meat.
Dry Fire
Dry Fire
a game of piloted robots
What You Need:
- 3 to 6 siblings, between the ages of 4 and 12, who have recently experienced a family tragedy
- An empty li
Misery Movies: Episode 15 – A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (Halloween Movie Marathon 2018)
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In episode fifteen of Misery Movies, our annual Halloween Movie Marathon returns with a discussion of the feminist (?) vampire western A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.
As alway
Misery Tourism, Literally: The Wilson Street Memorial
The following is the first in a potential series of articles profiling depressing places and miserable locales. If you know of a particularly dispiriting hellhole or pit of despair