High School sucks, especially when you’re a faerie.  It really sucks when your facial features are determined by Hate Crime Statistics data.  The popularity contests are cutthroat at Chernoff Academy, and some students will do anything to be like the “cool kids”- even if that means crossing over into the human world to encourage hair-raising criminality.

0.  “Discalculia”

1.  “What Makes a Faerie?”

2.  “Faerie Queens”

Based on data from: https://ucr.fbi.gov/hate-crime/2014/tables/table-4

Faces generated with: https://www.r-project.org/ using the aplpack library and this article